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Everybody Wants My Dick: Take a Number
It starts with one of THE biggest dicks you ever saw, Zein Gadol--a newcomer you've never seen before--actually Zein was recruited on a construction site in Naperville, IL, after showing potential...shall we say. He is in a three-way with hungry vultures fighting each other for this meat, as the two gay guys suck on him and eat his toes. Then comes a hot anal attack on Robby Taylor by Skor Michaels, underscoring it all. Next Sean's visiting his doctor, a routine check-up develops into a hot anal session. Scene 3--Jerod Stevens plays the nerdy, brainy student on his way to the college's jock--Nick Stone's pants. Jerod gets sucked and fucks, and sucks--all in exchange for doing a term paper. Last Bill Skully cruises the toilet next to the police station, maybe a bit dangerous, but Bill likes cops. He gets fucked royally by Miles Andrew.
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Plot Summary
The film follows the intertwined lives of several individuals navigating the complexities of modern relationships and sexual desires. A series of humorous and often awkward encounters highlight the characters' quests for love, connection, and personal fulfillment in a world where intentions don't always match actions.
Critical Reception
Upon its release, 'Everybody Wants My Dick: Take a Number' received mixed to negative reviews from critics, who often cited its formulaic plot and a lack of originality. Audience reception was similarly divided, with some appreciating its more risqué themes while others found it to be shallow and uninspired.
What Reviewers Say
The film struggles to balance its comedic aspirations with its adult themes, resulting in a disjointed viewing experience.
Performances are inconsistent, with some cast members delivering more engaging portrayals than others.
Despite its provocative title, the movie ultimately offers little substance or lasting impact.
Google audience: Audience reviews suggest a mixed reaction, with some finding the film to be an amusing, albeit predictable, adult comedy. Others found the humor to be forced and the storyline lacking depth.
Fun Fact
The film's provocative title was a key element in its marketing, aiming to attract a specific adult audience and generate buzz.
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