Vamp U
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
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Plot Summary
A lonely vampire professor at a struggling college finds himself falling for his most promising student. However, their budding romance is complicated by the arrival of his undead former lover and a sinister plan to turn the entire student body into vampires.
Critical Reception
Vamp U received a generally negative reception from critics, with many finding its premise and execution lacking. While some acknowledged the potential in its quirky concept, the film was often criticized for its uneven tone, weak humor, and underdeveloped plot. Audience scores were also low, reflecting a general disappointment with the movie's attempt to blend genres.
What Reviewers Say
- The film attempts a unique blend of vampire lore and college comedy but ultimately fails to deliver on its potential.
- Humor is inconsistent, often relying on tired tropes rather than genuine wit.
- Performances are largely forgettable, with few actors managing to elevate the material.
Google audience: Google users found the movie to be a disappointing and poorly executed attempt at a vampire comedy, citing a lack of originality and humor as major drawbacks. Many felt the film was not engaging or entertaining.
Fun Fact
The film marks the directorial debut of actor Vincent D'Onofrio.
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