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If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal
1920s. Vitalino, a small farmer from São Vicente sees his father die of the epidemic which decimated the country. Some years later, of all the brothers, Vitalino is the strongest and takes his father’s place in the house. But the village is too small for his aspirations and he decides to head to Brazil, leaving his sisters in charge of the household. In parallel with Vitalino’s story, If I Were a Thief… I’d Steal portrays the world of Paulo Rocha rummaging through his films and ghosts over the years.
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Plot Summary
In this Polish crime comedy, a disgraced former police officer, haunted by his past mistakes, gets entangled in a high-stakes jewel heist. He must navigate a treacherous world of criminals and corrupt officials, all while trying to protect his loved ones and clear his name. The film blends humor with suspense as he attempts to outsmart his adversaries and recover the stolen loot.
Critical Reception
The film received a mixed to positive reception, with praise for its engaging plot and comedic elements, though some critics noted pacing issues and predictability. Audiences generally enjoyed its blend of crime and humor.
What Reviewers Say
Praised for its entertaining premise and solid performances.
Some viewers found the plot to be somewhat formulaic.
Appreciated for its lighthearted take on crime tropes.
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Fun Fact
The film is a remake of the 2000 French film 'Le Gendarme et les Extra-terrestres' (The Gendarme and the Aliens), though it adapts the plot significantly to a Polish context.
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