Don't Go Near the Park
Don't Go Near the Park

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Don't Go Near the Park

1981
Movie
83 min
English

In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation

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IMDb5.7/10
Director: Howard JohnsonGenres: Horror, Thriller

Plot Summary

A deranged Vietnam veteran, driven mad by his experiences, finds a macabre way to dispose of his victims. He lures people to a remote park, murders them, and feeds their remains to the alligators he keeps in a hidden lagoon. His gruesome hobby continues until a group of teenagers stumbles upon his secret, turning the tables on the killer.

Critical Reception

Don't Go Near the Park is a cult classic within the slasher subgenre, often remembered for its gruesome practical effects and darkly comedic tone. While not a critical darling upon release, it has garnered a following among horror enthusiasts for its over-the-top gore and unique premise.

What Reviewers Say

  • Praised for its inventive and plentiful gore effects.

  • Noted for its darkly humorous approach to a grim subject.

  • Criticized for its thin plot and underdeveloped characters.

Google audience: Audience reception is largely positive within the cult horror community, appreciating its throwback slasher elements and excessive violence. Some find the plot predictable, but the film's gore and sheer audacity are often highlighted as its strengths.

Fun Fact

The film is notorious for its extremely graphic and realistic gore effects, which were quite shocking for their time and contributed to its cult status.

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