

Vampires
Vincent Lannoo’s ‘mockumentary’ shows us a community of vampires in Belgium. The two ‘parents’ of the family are George and Bertha, who have two teenage children – or rather, they raise two former humans who they turned into vampires. Son Samson is a bit of a jack the lad: enjoying the sexual freedom of vampire life, with all the vigour of an irresponsible young adult regardless of consequences (even incest is not frowned upon in their world, where the word ‘wife’ is often synonymous with ‘mother’ or ‘sister’). Daughter Grace yearns for humanity in a different way: applying fake tan to get rid of her vampiric pallor, dressing in pink clothes, wishing she could feel emotion and even having a human boyfriend.
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Plot Summary
A young woman discovers she is a vampire and must choose between her newfound immortal life and the human love she left behind. As she navigates her new existence, she finds herself caught between ancient vampire clans and a determined vampire hunter.
Critical Reception
Vampires (2010) received a mixed to negative reception from critics and audiences. While some appreciated its attempt to blend traditional vampire lore with modern sensibilities and a touch of humor, many found the plot predictable and the execution lacking. The film struggled to stand out in a crowded genre, often being criticized for its low budget and uneven pacing.
What Reviewers Say
- Lacks originality and fails to offer a fresh perspective on vampire mythology.
- The blend of horror and comedy falls flat, resulting in a tonally inconsistent film.
- Performance quality and character development are often weak, detracting from the narrative.
Google audience: Audience reviews for 'Vampires' (2010) are scarce and generally unimpressed. Those who have commented often cite the film's low production values and uninspired storytelling as significant drawbacks, with few aspects redeeming the overall experience.
Fun Fact
Despite its title, the film 'Vampires' (2010) had a very limited theatrical release and is primarily known as a direct-to-video or streaming release.
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