JPV852
Zero redeeming qualities outside maybe lead "actress" Elina Madison was pretty cute. **0.5/5**
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Minty the Assassin
2009
Movie
80 min
English
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
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Director: Unknown•Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime
Plot Summary
A highly skilled, yet seemingly unassuming assassin known only as Minty navigates a world of double-crosses and unexpected alliances. Tasked with a mission that blurs the lines between justice and vengeance, Minty must confront formidable adversaries and her own hidden past. The film follows her journey through a gritty urban landscape as she uncovers a conspiracy that reaches the highest levels of power.
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