Size Is Everything
Size Is Everything

Movie spotlight

Size Is Everything

2000
Movie
Adult · 18+
82 min
English

Two hot-mouthed, bubble-butted bottoms try to keep up with five huge cocked studs in a snow bound jizz-drenched weekend in the mountains. Trenton and Patrick are stretched and fucked and showered in cum from these thick cock-spouts. Sam Crockett is the ringmaster who keeps all hands, asses and mouths busy.

Insights

IMDb5.7/10
Director: Steven LamGenres: Comedy, Drama

Plot Summary

This mockumentary follows the fictional band 'Blink 182' as they embark on a disastrous European tour, encountering bizarre situations and showcasing their questionable musical talent. The film humorously explores themes of ambition, artistic integrity, and the absurdities of the music industry through a lens of satire.

Critical Reception

Size Is Everything was met with a mixed to negative reception, primarily due to its low-budget production and amateurish feel. While some appreciated its attempt at a unique, satirical take on the music scene, many critics found the humor to be juvenile and the overall execution lacking.

What Reviewers Say

  • The film's humor is often crude and relies heavily on inside jokes, alienating a wider audience.

  • Despite a novel premise, the execution feels unpolished and lacks the comedic timing of professional productions.

  • Viewers found the mockumentary style inconsistent, leading to a disjointed viewing experience.

Google audience: Audience reviews for 'Size Is Everything' are scarce, but available commentary suggests a divided opinion. Some found the film's offbeat humor and portrayal of a struggling band amusingly relatable, while others criticized its low production values and perceived lack of a cohesive plot.

Fun Fact

The film is often mistaken for a documentary about the real band Blink-182, but it actually features fictional characters and a fabricated band, using the name 'Blink 182' without any affiliation to the actual musical group.

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