John Kassir
Acting • Born 1957-10-24
Biography
John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Filmography
167 credits
Pocahontas
Movie • 1995
Meeko (voice)
Monster Mash: The Movie
Movie • 1995
Igor
An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island
Movie • 1998
Scuttlebutt (voice)
Casper
Movie • 1995
The Crypt Keeper (voice)
George of the Jungle 2
Movie • 2003
Rocky / Armando (voice)
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
Movie • 1995
Crypt Keeper (voice)
Race to Witch Mountain
Movie • 2009
Chuck
Justice League of America
Movie • 1997
Ray Palmer / The Atom
Monster Mutt
Movie • 2011
Hellblazers
Movie • 2022
Rick
Soccer Dog 2: European Cup
Movie • 2004
Quint
The Three Stooges
Movie • 2000
Shemp Howard
The Wild
Movie • 2006
Additional Voice (voice)
Sing 2
Movie • 2021
Additional Voices (voice)
Minions & More Volume 1
Movie • 2022
Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
Encino Woman
Movie • 1996
Jean Michel
Bordello of Blood
Movie • 1996
The Crypt Keeper (voice)
The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse
Movie • 2022
Additional Voices (voice)
Dr. Rage
Movie • 2005
Moe Moebius
Post Modern Minion
Movie • 2022
Waiter (voice)
Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special
Movie • 2016
Scrooge McDuck / Additional Voices (voice)
Tiny Toon Spring Break
Movie • 1994
Buster Bunny (voice)
The Tale of Tillie's Dragon
Movie • 1995
Herman (voice)
A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise
Movie • 2012
Marco (voice)
Smothered
Movie • 2016
John Kassir
No York City
Movie • 1983
Rockbottom
Movie • 2024
Rodney
Summer of Camp Caprice
Movie • 2001
Winston (voice)
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical
Movie • 2006
Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam
Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive Tales
Movie • 2006
Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)
The Secret Life of Pets
Movie • 2016
Additional Voices (voice)
Spy Hard
Movie • 1996
Rancor Guard at Intercom
Adventure Time
Movie • 2007
Ice King (voice)
Pete's Dragon
Movie • 2016
Elliot the Dragon (voice)
If It Bleeds
Movie • 2025
Chip
CyberTracker 2
Movie • 1995
Tripwire
The Smurfs 2
Movie • 2013
Crazy Smurf (voice)
The Smurfs
Movie • 2011
Crazy Smurf (Voice)
American Scary
Movie • 2006
Himself / 'Cryptkeeper'
And Then There Was Eve
Movie • 2017
G. Alexander
Despicable Me 3
Movie • 2017
Additional Voice (voice)
Jack the Giant Slayer
Movie • 2013
General Fallon's Small Head
Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights
Movie • 1994
Haman (voice)
Casper's Scare School
Movie • 2006
P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)
Monsters University
Movie • 2013
Additional Voices (voice)
Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery
Movie • 1995
Buster Bunny (voice)
DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse
Movie • 2010
The Joker
Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve
Movie • 2012
The Cryptkeeper (voice)
The Grinch
Movie • 2018
Additional Voices (voice)
Merry & Scary
Movie • 2017
Dagobert Duck (voice)
The Emoji Movie
Movie • 2017
Additional Voices (voice)
Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!
Movie • 2009
Additional Voices (voice)
Minions
Movie • 2015
Additional Voices (voice)
The Dog Days of Winter
Movie • 2019
Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
Channels
Movie • 2008
Walter
The Springfield Three
Movie • 2019
Narrator
The Secret Life of Pets 2
Movie • 2019
Additional Voices (voice)
Ritual
Movie • 2002
The Crypt Keeper (voice)
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Movie • 1998
Meeko (voice) (uncredited)
The Flintstones: On the Rocks
Movie • 2002
Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)
Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection
Movie • 1999
Crypt Keeper (voice)
Nothing Special
Movie • 2010
Marty
Butter
Movie • 2020
Billy
Hidden Dragon
Movie
The Fortune Teller (voice)
Boneheads
Movie
Bone
Dugly Uckling's Treasure Quest
Movie • 2009
Dugly Uckling/Kung Pao Bunny
Flora & Ulysses
Movie • 2021
Ulysses (voice)
Jelly's Day
Movie • 1998
Hargus
Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand
Movie • 2002
Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)
Far From Home
Movie • 2003
Winston (voice)
Rocket Power: The Big Day
Movie • 2004
Ray Rocket (voice)
Three-Legged Race
Movie • 2017
Scrooge McDuck (voice)
The Barn Part III
Movie • 2026
The Job
TV • 2001
Malcolm & Eddie
TV • 1996
Duckman
TV • 1994
Boston Common
TV • 1996
Frankie
Avatar: The Last Airbender
TV • 2005
Chey (voice)
The Amanda Show
TV • 1999
Carl Klutz
Rocko's Modern Life
TV • 1993
Dream On
TV • 1990
Chuck
CatDog
TV • 1998
Joan of Arcadia
TV • 2003
Mime God
CSI: Miami
TV • 2002
Farley Wheeler
The Facts of Life
TV • 1979
The Single Guy
TV • 1995
Maitre 'D
Sliders
TV • 1995
Arnold Potts
Friends
TV • 1994
Stanley
Early Edition
TV • 1996
Jersy Carpathian
Bones
TV • 2005
Lawrence Melvoy
Kim Possible
TV • 2002
Additional Voices (voice)
Sonic the Hedgehog
TV • 1993
Johnny Bravo
TV • 1997
The Wild Thornberrys
TV • 1998
El Gordita (voice)
Charmed
TV • 1998
Alchemist
Moonlighting
TV • 1985
Police Detective
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
TV • 2000
Hotel Guest
Eek! The Cat
TV • 1992
Mittens (voice)
Totally Spies!
TV • 2002
Cow and Chicken
TV • 1997
Ben 10
TV • 2005
Zombozo (voice)
Grounded for Life
TV • 2001
Musgrove
Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
TV • 1992
Photographer
Problem Child
TV • 1993
(voice)
DOTA: Dragon's Blood
TV • 2021
Vahdrak (voice)
Earthworm Jim
TV • 1995
Snott / Henchrat (voice)
Bonkers
TV • 1993
The Handler
TV • 2003
Team Knight Rider
TV • 1997
Plato
Love Boat: The Next Wave
TV • 1998
Dmitri Shishtokovich
The Visitor
TV • 1997
Tour of Duty
TV • 1987
Lenny Pilchowski
Philly
TV • 2001
Showtime at the Apollo
TV • 1987
Tales from the Cryptkeeper
TV • 1993
Cryptkeeper (voice)
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
TV • 2001
Lord Moldybutt
FM
TV • 1989
Don Tupsouni
Brotherly Love
TV • 1995
Cryptkeeper
Tales from the Crypt
TV • 1989
Larry
Tales from the Crypt
TV • 1989
Narrator (voice)
Star Trek: Voyager
TV • 1995
Gar
Rocket Power
TV • 1999
Ray Rocket (voice)
The Looney Tunes Show
TV • 2011
Pete Puma (voice)
Danger Rangers
TV • 2005
Fallbot (voice)
1st & Ten
TV • 1984
Zagreb Shkenusky
As Told by Ginger
TV • 2000
Winston (voice)
Hercules
TV • 1998
Charon (voice)
Hercules
TV • 1998
River Styx Ferryman (voice)
Random! Cartoons
TV • 2008
Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice)
Random! Cartoons
TV • 2008
Ice King / Fire Element (voice)
Random! Cartoons
TV • 2008
Dugly Uckling / Kung Pao Bunny (voice)
12 Deadly Days
TV • 2016
Niko
Breadwinners
TV • 2014
Big Dumb Monster (voice)
Breadwinners
TV • 2014
Toilet Monster (voice)
Halloween Wars
TV • 2011
Self - Guest Judge
CatDog
TV • 1998
Mervis (voice)
DOTA: Dragon's Blood
TV • 2021
Guard (voice)
Mickey Mouse
TV • 2013
Scrooge McDuck (voice)
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
TV • 2000
Marl (voice)
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
TV • 2000
Evan Zarl / Snark / Zinko (voice)
To Tell the Truth
TV • 2016
Self - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"
Tales from the Crypt
TV • 1989
Crypt Keeper (voice)
DOTA: Dragon's Blood
TV • 2021
Merchant (voice)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
TV • 2012
Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)
The Little Mermaid
TV • 1992
Rats (voice)
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House
TV • 1996
Cryptkeeper (voice)
The Brothers Flub
TV • 1999
(voice)
Hot in Cleveland
TV • 2010
The Pope
Rick and Morty
TV • 2013
Blim Blam (voice)
New Looney Tunes
TV • 2015
Pete Puma (voice)
New Looney Tunes
TV • 2015
Native American (voice)
New Looney Tunes
TV • 2015
Pete Puma / Claude (voice)
New Looney Tunes
TV • 2015
John / Janitor (voice)
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
TV • 2002
Seymour / Student #3 (voice)
Samurai Jack
TV • 2001
Scissorsmith (voice)
The Simpsons
TV • 1989
Possum (voice)
The Simpsons
TV • 1989
Donkey (voice)
The Simpsons
TV • 1989
Various Animals (voice)
Castle
TV • 2009
Mr. Dreyfus
Bugs Bunny Builders
TV • 2022
Pete Puma (voice)
NCIS
TV • 2003
Perry Swan
Animaniacs
TV • 1993
Buster Bunny (voice, uncredited)
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
TV • 2011
Sai So (voice)
Dexter's Laboratory
TV • 1996
Guy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)
Dumb and Dumber
TV • 1995
Thug (voice)
Dumb and Dumber
TV • 1995
Vinnie / Tribesman (voice)
Dumb and Dumber
TV • 1995
Critic / Art Type (voice)