John Thomson
Acting • Born 1969-04-02
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Filmography
152 credits
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Movie • 2005
Mr. Windfall (voice)
Inkheart
Movie • 2008
Darius
24 Hour Party People
Movie • 2002
Charles
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Movie • 1997
Dimitri
Last Train to Christmas
Movie • 2021
Vic
Roger Roger
Movie • 1996
Barry
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Movie • 2003
Interviewee – Actor
Station Jim
Movie • 2001
Harold
Dementamania
Movie • 2013
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Movie • 2022
Self
The Flint Street Nativity
Movie • 1999
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Movie • 2022
Self
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Movie • 2019
Narrator
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Movie • 2021
Narrator
Pulp
Movie • 2013
Dave Burns
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
Movie • 1997
Mr. Loughborough
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Movie • 2007
Self - Narrator (voice)
The Road to Coronation Street
Movie • 2010
Harry Kershaw
Up 'n' Under
Movie • 1998
Stan
Fat Slags
Movie • 2004
Foreman
Northern Soul
Movie • 2014
Terry
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Movie • 2023
Self
Dangerous Lady
Movie • 1995
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Movie • 2022
Plank
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Movie • 1994
Fat Bob
The Dealer
Movie • 2006
Bat
Billionaire Boy
Movie • 2016
Len
Grimsby
Movie • 2016
Bob Tolliver
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Movie • 2016
Kevin Ruddock
Help Point
Movie • 2013
Stephen
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Movie • 2021
Self
Fungus The Bogeyman
Movie • 2015
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Movie • 2012
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Movie • 2009
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Born Romantic
Movie • 2000
First Cab Driver
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Movie • 1995
Nathan
Dog Eat Dog
Movie • 2001
Football Coach
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Movie • 1994
Bernard Right On/Various
Dying Laughing
Movie • 2017
Self
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
Movie • 1996
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Movie • 2012
Himself
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Movie • 1994
Simon Joke
The Fast Show Live
Movie • 1998
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Movie • 2019
Himself
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Movie • 1999
Self
The Weekenders
Movie • 1992
Policeman 1
7 Up & Me
Movie • 2019
Self
You Are Here
Movie • 1998
Peter Keggy
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Movie • 2020
Himself, Various Characters
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Movie • 2020
Self
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Movie • 2010
Self
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Movie • 2016
Self - Presenter
Paul Calf's Video Diary
Movie • 1993
Fat Bob
The Power of Darts
Movie • 2013
Narrator (voice)
The People Before
Movie • 2025
Knotweed Man
Nightborn
Movie • 2026
Jon's Father
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
Movie • 2023
Self
Fackham Hall
Movie • 2025
Bill
Ted & Ralph
Movie • 1998
Vicar
Cold Feet
TV • 1998
Pete Gifford
This Morning
TV • 1988
Self
Shooting Stars
TV • 1993
Self
Murder Most Horrid
TV • 1991
Daniel Hoffmeyer
Skins
TV • 2007
Sam Brooks
Monkey Trousers
TV • 2005
Fist of Fun
TV • 1995
Pied Piper of Hamelin
Blackpool
TV • 2004
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
TV • 2003
The Terry and Gaby Show
TV • 2003
Mobile
TV • 2007
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
The Fast Show
TV • 1994
Various Characters
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
TV • 2002
Self
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
TV • 2000
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
TV • 2021
Self - Contestant
The Dead Good Show
TV • 1992
Various
Midsomer Murders
TV • 1997
Cooper Steinem
Coogan's Run
TV • 1995
This Time with Alan Partridge
TV • 2019
Joe Beasley
Crapston Villas
TV • 1995
New Street Law
TV • 2006
Charlie Darling
Pond Life
TV • 1996
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
TV • 2002
Self
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
TV • 2008
Self
Ghosthunting With...
TV • 2006
Celebrity Mastermind
TV • 2003
Big Top
TV • 2009
Geoff
The Jonathan Ross Show
TV • 2011
Self
It's Only TV But I Like It
TV • 1999
Self
All Star Mr & Mrs
TV • 2008
Angela and Friends
TV • 2009
Heads or Tails
TV • 2009
Self - Contestant
Strange Hill High
TV • 2013
Various (voice)
Kingdom
TV • 2007
Nigel Pearson
The People's Vet
TV • 2018
Self - Narrator
Sister Boniface Mysteries
TV • 2022
Leonard Monk
Father Brown
TV • 2013
John Banks
Dog Loves Books
TV • 2020
Dog (voice)
Paul Merton: The Series
TV • 1991
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
TV • 2014
Self
Sooty
TV • 2011
The Boss
The Day Today
TV • 1994
Treasurer
Blue Heaven
TV • 1992
Waiter 2
The World of Lee Evans
TV • 1995
Customer
Dodger
TV • 2022
Farmer Grundles
Flower Pot Men
TV • 1952
Murder in Mind
TV • 2001
Alan Squires
Pie in the Sky
TV • 1994
Andrew Vernon
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
TV • 2016
Celebrity Juice
TV • 2008
Self
Engineering the World Rally
TV • 2007
Himself - Narrator
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
TV • 2011
Self - Participant
The Weakest Link
TV • 2021
Self
Silent Witness
TV • 1996
DI Warren Bull
Men Behaving Badly
TV • 1992
Ken
Brassic
TV • 2019
Colin Popov
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
TV • 1996
Self - Panellist
Celebrity Mastermind
TV • 2003
Self - Contestant
The Gentlemen
TV • 2024
Frank
Celebrity Catchphrase
TV • 2018
Self
Richard Osman's House of Games
TV • 2017
Self - Contestant
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
TV • 2016
Self - Narrator
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
TV • 1994
Petty Officer Alan Partridge
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
TV • 1994
Joe Beasley
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
TV • 2013
Self - Narrator
8 Out of 10 Cats
TV • 2005
Self
Soldier Soldier
TV • 1991
Sgt Dunn
Through the Keyhole
TV • 2013
Self
The Lock Up
TV • 2011
Narrator
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
TV • 2024
Self - Narrator
McDonald & Dodds
TV • 2020
Jimmy Daly
Catchphrase
TV • 2013
Death in Paradise
TV • 2011
DCI Chris Ricketts
Ready, Steady, Cook
TV • 1994
Self - Guest
Shane the Chef
TV • 2018
Captivated
TV • 2024
Geoff
Roger Roger
TV • 1998
Barry
Through the Keyhole
TV • 2013
Self - Panelist
Best Year Ever
TV • 2022
Self - Actor
Top of the Pops
TV • 1964
Self - Host
The Chase: Celebrity Special
TV • 2011
Self
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
TV
Self - Team Captain
Saturday Live
TV • 1996
Cabbie
BBC Comedy Feeds
TV • 2012
Steve
Secret Life of the Auction House
TV • 2025
Self - Narrator (voice)
Plebs
TV • 2013
Mr. Adolphus
Art Detectives
TV • 2025
William Titchfield
Harry
TV • 1993
Royo
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
TV • 2024
Self
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
TV
Bernard Righton
Celebrity Puzzling
TV • 2025
Self - Panellist
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
TV • 2001
Sir Donald Tyburn
The Mimic
TV • 2013
Nigel Lord