Timeless
Sultry Kylie Ireland plays a primadonna porn star who won't do an anal scene. Borrowing liberally from Charles Dickens, Jim Holliday introduces three ghosts to convince Kylie that butt-banging is the super chick thing to do on the big blue screen. In the process, we're privy to a whole mess of anal action as only Le Holliday can deliver. The ghosts influence Kylie to the extent that a happy ending is enjoyed by all. If you catch the drift.
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Plot Summary
A dying millionaire, terminally ill, is given a chance to live forever by a mysterious benefactor who offers him immortality. However, this gift comes with a dark secret and a sinister price. He must hunt down and kill others who are also immortal to sustain his own life, leading him into a dangerous and violent game of survival.
Critical Reception
Timeless received mixed to negative reviews from critics and was a box office disappointment. While some praised its visual style and action sequences, many found the plot convoluted and the characters underdeveloped. Audiences were similarly divided, with some appreciating the high-concept premise and others disliking its dark tone and predictable twists.
What Reviewers Say
- Praised for its ambitious premise and visual effects.
- Criticized for a convoluted plot and underdeveloped characters.
- Seen as a stylish but ultimately disappointing thriller.
Google audience: Audience reviews indicate a split opinion, with some viewers enjoying the unique concept and action, while others found the story hard to follow and the ending unsatisfying.
Fun Fact
The film was originally conceived as a vehicle for actor Johnny Depp before Chris O'Donnell was cast in the lead role.
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