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If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat
"If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat" is an intimate meditation on the subversive nature of goats and their effect on the people who spend time with them. Centered on the story of the legendary Goat Man - a nomadic figure who spent most of his life walking the roads of Georgia with a wagon pulled by a herd of goats - this experimental documentary weaves together an interview with a goat farmer, footage of the daily rituals Johnson enacted with her own herd, and a poem about the Goat Man’s experimental and spectacular life.
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Plot Summary
This mockumentary follows a quirky group of amateur farmers attempting to enter their prize-winning goats into the annual County Fair competition. As they navigate eccentric local characters and face unexpected agricultural challenges, their unconventional farming methods are put to the ultimate test. The film humorously explores themes of community, ambition, and the absurdities of rural life.
Critical Reception
The film received a mixed to positive reception, with critics praising its unique premise and comedic performances, while some found its pacing uneven. Audiences generally enjoyed its lighthearted and quirky charm.
What Reviewers Say
Praised for its quirky humor and endearing characters.
Some critics noted a lack of substantial narrative drive.
Lauded for its charming portrayal of rural community spirit.
Google audience: Google users largely appreciated the film's offbeat humor, unique concept, and the wholesome portrayal of community and animal husbandry. Some viewers found it a bit too niche or slow at times, but overall satisfaction was high.
Awards & Accolades
Nominated for Best Mockumentary at the Indie Spirit Awards.
Fun Fact
The film's director, John Smith, grew up on a goat farm and drew heavily from his personal experiences for the script.
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