Mean Machine
Mean Machine

Mean Machine

2001Movie99 minEnglish

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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IMDb6.0/10
Rotten Tomatoes38%
Metacritic47/100
Google Users73%
Director: Barry SkolnickGenres: Comedy, Sport

Plot Summary

Danny Meehan, a former professional footballer disgraced by a drunken assault charge, is sent to prison. Inside, he is tasked by the governor to train and lead a team of inmates to play against the prison guards in a high-stakes football match. Meehan must overcome his own demons and unite his ragtag team to compete against their brutal opponents, with the outcome having significant consequences for the prisoners.

Critical Reception

Mean Machine received a mixed to negative reception from critics, who often found its plot predictable and its humor coarse. However, it garnered a more favorable response from audiences, who appreciated its energetic performances and its blend of sports action and underdog story elements.

What Reviewers Say

  • The film offers a predictable but entertaining underdog sports story.
  • Vinnie Jones delivers a charismatic performance that anchors the film.
  • The humor is often crude, but the action sequences are competently handled.

Google audience: Audience reviews generally praise the film for its entertaining and often funny portrayal of an underdog sports team overcoming adversity. Many found Vinnie Jones to be a strong lead and enjoyed the blend of comedy and football action, though some noted the plot's lack of originality.

Fun Fact

Vinnie Jones, who plays the lead role, was himself a professional footballer before becoming an actor, playing for teams like Wimbledon, Leeds United, and Sheffield United.

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John Chard

John Chard

1-0 to the Mean Machine. Mean Machine is an English reworking of Robert Aldrich's 1974 beefcake Burt Reynolds starrer, The Longest Yard. Substituting Gridiron for Soccer, director Barry Skolnick, along with his roll call of British "face...